You find a small person on your living room floor making snow angels – in August!
Your pre-schooler tells you they want to lose all their teeth, so the tooth fairy can visit.
Your washing load has tripled since having children.
You find yourself haggling over Peppa Pig or Sofia the First.
You wake up with the tail of a ginormous plastic dinosaur up your left nostril.
All you hear during the Nick Jr ad-break is “I want that, mummy. Mum, Amy wants that.”
Relaxing baths end with Barbie’s skinny arms poking into your skin.
You can’t remember what your living room floor actually looks like.
You catch yourself watching Bunny Show Jumping on YouTube – don’t ask!
You are regularly used as a climbing frame.
What made you realise you’re a mum?