You find a small person on your living room floor making snow angels – in August!
Your pre-schooler tells you they want to lose all their teeth, so the tooth fairy can visit.
Your washing load has tripled since having children.
You find yourself haggling over Peppa Pig or Sofia the First.
You wake up with the tail of a ginormous plastic dinosaur up your left nostril.
All you hear during the Nick Jr ad-break is “I want that, mummy. Mum, Amy wants that.”
Relaxing baths end with Barbie’s skinny arms poking into your skin.
You can’t remember what your living room floor actually looks like.
You catch yourself watching Bunny Show Jumping on YouTube – don’t ask!
You are regularly used as a climbing frame.
What made you realise you’re a mum?
Love your list! I have one to add:
You know you’re a Mum when closing the bathroom door to go to the loo feels like a visit to a spa!
You get to close the bathroom door? I’m so jealous!
Lol so true x
Heh heh I know all these!
I’ll add…
You know you’r a mum when you are told you have a big wobbly bottom and it actually sounds quite sweet!
When you leave the house covered in stickers! Peppa Pig ones in my case, all the way up the back of my leg, which I was oblivious to until a kindly lady pointed them out to me!
LOL, very true.
You know you’re a Mum when the first thing you check your bag for before leaving the house is no longer keys or money, but wet wipes.
Ha!
When you never want to hear the word ‘mum’ called EVER again!
You know you’re a mum when a novel takes you 3 months to read because it’s so long since you picked it up you have to keep starting it again!
You know when you’re a mum because you never have a clean kitchen floor.
I giggled at every point, so true! Great post Carolin 🙂
Aww what a lovely list.
When hearing the words I love you mean so much more than they ever could have before.
Fab post, my washing is endless 🙂 and my handbag full of raisins.
All very true and I am sure will be familiar to each and every one of us! Thanks for joining in with the Parenting Pin it Party again this week. xx
You find yourself in a posh restaurant with your other half, for anniversary dinner, sporting loom band bracelets.
Made me laugh
Lol indeed I can relate to those but now I have to check out buny show jumping! Mich x